I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
You look like my third wife! (How many have you had?) Two.
Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I know I’m not a grocery item but I can tell when you’re checking me out.
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?
Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name (take a guess) …Janice????
Careful! Sometimes those fields aren’t isomorphic!
Courtney, are you like some ring theorist grad student?
Hey baby, even though 0 isn’t a quadratic equation, I still like how you factor it (o)(o)
It’s okay, we’re commutative, it doesn’t matter which way we multiply
It’s a good thing you’re an integer, because I’m all real numbers, so with respect to me, you are open to multiplication?
I could go on, but I really, really shouldn’t…
I may not be ideal, but at least I’m pretty normal.
Cool!
:)
Here are a few more:
I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
You look like my third wife! (How many have you had?) Two.
Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I know I’m not a grocery item but I can tell when you’re checking me out.
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?
Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name (take a guess) …Janice????
:)