Caption Contest
Announcing the first ever Brown Sharpie caption contest!
The prize: Yourself drawn into a Brown Sharpie. I will sign and mail you a copy of both the comic above (with your caption) and a copy of the comic containing YOU!
The rules: One entry per person. Entries must be left in a comment on the comic (here is the link: brownsharpie.courtneygibbons.org/?p=422) by November 22, 2007. I will choose my top three and put up a poll.
The captioned comic will run again in December.
Thanks for playing!
Discussion (21) ¬
Tyranosaurus X
What *really* happens inside the function machine.
Lebesgue for your life, Monsieur x. When dx gets here we’re
going to rip you to infinitesimal shreds.
A single Riemannasaur is far less picky about its diet than a pack of two or three Riemannasaurs hunting together.
Dinosaur the Integrator! Integrating around the countryside! Integrating the peasant variables!
I can’t believe none of the above seem to have ever heard of functions eating variables.
Well, I guess it would be spoilers if this went through.
Whoops >_>
Circle of life for Sturm-Liouville operators: an integral operator finds a kernel of sustenance, while a green’s function meets an untimely convolution.
Within seconds the variable is devoured; the indigestible parts being regurgitated later as half a square pellet.
Predator-Prey Models in Action
Hungery Integral Sign died later that night pooping out two smaller variables and an entire sea.
The reason that the endangered integratasaur is so difficult to breed in captivity: Its diet is too variable.
X was about to be integrated by parts into the Sumonster’s belly. Perhaps he could pull an escape by u substitution!
Brownsharpie dispells the myth (once and for all) that the Integraptor was a herbivore.
It might even have had feathers!
The day x was first cloned, at least half of him.
first i’ll make you a square, and then i’ll cut you in half!! bwah ha ha!
“Unruly variables taking over your life? Call F, the X-terminator!”
At that moment, x realized that he really HAD wanted to be a constant after all.
Integra-saurus x
If you don’t put limits on your integrals, they could turn into real monsters…