“Local slope farmers are amazed at the transformation made by their vector crops. The circles could not have possibly been constructed piece-wise. They’re bent exactly perpendicular at the stalk, and are always perfectly tangent to the circle. No equation has been widely accepted by the mathematical community. The farmers say that the graphing beings must be extremely intelligent: crop losses were at an absolute minimum, and due to tourism the economy is at a local maximum. Though this phenomenon is fairly new, signs of circles have been spotted in polar coordinates as well.”
“Local slope farmers are amazed at the transformation made by their vector crops. The circles could not have possibly been constructed piece-wise. They’re bent exactly perpendicular at the stalk, and are always perfectly tangent to the circle. No equation has been widely accepted by the mathematical community. The farmers say that the graphing beings must be extremely intelligent: crop losses were at an absolute minimum, and due to tourism the economy is at a local maximum. Though this phenomenon is fairly new, signs of circles have been spotted in polar coordinates as well.”
@Alex: brilliant commentary!